Well, I'm gonna write a story about some zombies. Thing is, these zombies aren't your typical zombies, no comet tail radiation or nuclear holocaust made zombies, these... I won't go into specifics in order to avoid spoiling the surprise, but since they aren't typical zombies, I don't want this to be a typical zombie story. ITT, please, tell me all the cliche zombie movie/story stuff you don't want to see again, stuff that is so predictable you don't even need to watch the movie to know the ending, etc. I'll take all the input and use it, and I'll post the results here at a later time.

Cross posted in /p/, btw...